hotboyproblems:

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at ¼ speed

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decepticonsensual:

lnnea:

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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teal-fruit:

teal-fruit:

teal-fruit:

teal-fruit:

I’m making bread

bread boys

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

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hotboyproblems:

doctor: sir, i’m sorry. the results are in and i’m afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what’s updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital’s intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

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hotboyproblems:

me: *looks out the window*

me: when will my online purchases arrive

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spiroandthelacktones:

madamehearthwitch:

huffylemon:

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

This applies to garlic too

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gaspack:

😤😤😤😤

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sleepykirby:

rudebiboy:

cinnapeaches:

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

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vanmorison:

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

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hopeful-melancholy:

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

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websurfer1994:

me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

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tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

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meladoodle:

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

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